This evening while playing Legos Henry declared to me, “boys have penises, girls do not have penises.” He says “girls” like Popeye or something, “goy-urls.”.
He continues, “Lizzie Fox does *not* have a penis.”
Uh, okay. Stunned momentary silence. He’s just so emphatic about it. Who is Miss Fox, anyways?
From the bathroom: “he caught you off guard with that one, right?”
Yes, yes he did.